Random mutterings

A couple days ago I watched as a crazy woman walked up the street yelling to herself. The outburst went something like this:

"HELL, HELL"

"That's why it's called HELL"

"Oh no, not in the ass AGAIN, can't we have normal sex for once?"

*at this point she bends down to pick up a cigarette butt, and covers her ass*

"Don't even think about checking out my ass!"

Only in Vancouver