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Sunday, August 14, 2005

A scary encounter for a little white girl

Sophie's story: 

i was driving home from work and i saw this thing on the road so i slowed down. then i realised it was a man stumbling so i figured he was drunk. i had to slow right down and eventually had to stop. he was right in front of the car like 3 metres away and he turned and looked at me.
   he was this massive maori with scary eyes and a shaved head. i was like " shit" and then he started to walk towards the car with his arms strecthed out to the sides like he was gonna take me on. he was sweraing
so i yanked the car into reverse and tried to get away from him. he was still coming for me and i just boosted off and had to dodge him by going onto the other side of the road. he tried to chase after me still sweraing and stuff. he was so aggro. i nearly crapped my daks.

4 Comments:

At 11:30 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW! The same thing happened to a friend of a girl I know last Saturday night. Scary.

 
At 12:17 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah Tama... what gives?

 
At 10:05 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blair, I'm your worst nightmare!
Anonymous, you're a hippopotamus!

 
At 4:32 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey guess what? Turns out this crazy maori washes windows at the traffic lights. now whenever Im there I think im going to crap my daks again.

 

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