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Real Pirhana on solid wooden mount. These totally genuine and totally unigue mounted fish are the real M'cCoy. and are displayed with their mouths open and their teeth clearly on display. They have been dried and laquared in Amazonia and fumagated (under MAF supervision in NZ) The fish is 160 mm. long about 88 mm. deep, has a red /orange lower half and has 28 razor sharp teeth 2 to 3mm. long keenly displayed. This is (was) a truly forocious fish. Understood to be the most terrifying in the world and is the true embodiment of the legend.The man eating fish of the the amazon. Hand caught and processed. A must for anyone that admires or wishes to protray teeth or guts. Great for your lovers desk and tottally unique .

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