Public service announcement

For the avoidance of doubt, it is not a cool look to walk around with a toothpick in your mouth. Admittedly, using said toothpick to remove chunks of meat from your teeth will help avoid being uncool, but leaving the toothpick in situ will not help your cause.

Anyway, what are you trying to do- be like P Diddy. Think about that for a moment- can someone who calls themself Diddy really be that cool? I ask you...