Joe's crematorium

I's gots me a job... working in a crematorium. Talk about jobs that you never imagine that you'll end up doing. I got a tour of the facilities this morning, and it's a lot more mundane than you might expect. By the time a body reaches the crematorium it's been nicely, err, 'packaged', and there is rarely any cause for me to even see a corpse. I must say I am glad not to be working in the embalming room however. Ugh.

It's a pretty sweet gig really- it pays well, there is no obligation on me to stay, and if I get a better offer then I can used the crematorium work for some extra cash.

And you all better be nice to me from now on... I have the means to dispose of you without a trace.