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Tuesday, November 01, 2005

The difference between Canada and the U.S

When travelling through U.S customs the conversation goes something like this:

  • Where are you going?
  • Where are you staying?
  • How long are you staying there?
  • Who are you travelling with?
  • How do you know them?
  • Open the trunk please
  • Place your left index finger on the scanner
  • Place your right index finger on the scanner
  • Look at the camera as your photo is taken
  • Pay $6 to the cashier

When travelling through Canada customs:

  • Do you have status in Canada?
  • Have a nice day

1 Comments:

At 7:20 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's because you look dodgy. I, on the other hand, would be happily welcomed and admitted with only a Blockbuster card, a charming story of ID loss, and a disarmingly dimply smile.

 

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