I love public transport

There's nothing like a ride on public transport for a reminder of why one has such a low opinion of the human population.

My most recent journey saw me wedged between 2 such shining examples of outstanding humanity. The woman on my left was of such large proportion that she *literally* spilled over into my seat, allowing part of her person to rest upon my leg. The woman on my right did not touch me, but still assaulted my senses by reeking of alcohol at 1.30pm.

The SUV drivers may be poisoning the planet, but at least the only thigh flab hanging on their seat is their own.