Girl logic

I was having a conversation with a female colleague, who was upset that her partner had suggested that they hire a cleaner for their one-bedroom flat. She felt this was an extravagance, and they'd be better off using the $50 a fortnight cost for something else.

I suggested that lots of couples fight about the housework, and it wouldn't be a waste if it resolved some of that tension. So I asked "do you fight over the cleaning a lot?"

Answer "not if he does what I tell him"