Days 4-5: Johannesburg, South Africa

Alternative title- Fortress Joburg.

The most striking thing about the city is that it appears to be on permanent lockdown. Every house is surrounded by a solid 6 foot high fence, screened by razor wire, spikes and the occassional 60,000 volt charge. Most houses also display an armed response security monitoring warning, and the nicer areas of town have a full-time armed guard stationed at the front of the block. Metal grilles cover all the doors and windows, and there are even internal lockable gates within the house.

So I guess it's fair to say that Joburg's reputation for crime is well-deserved, and the locals understandably like to keep their pants up with belts and braces.

But I still had lots of fun, and possibly had the quintessential South Africa experience of rugby and beer, with a tour of Ellis Park and a trip through the Castle Lager brewery. The real highlight however, was the running cultural commentary from Matt, who gave me the local's view of the sights and sounds. I now know that if the Metro Police mention their lunch then they're asking for a bribe, and even got some tips for knocking over an armoured cash van.

Thanks to Jax and Matt for letting me stay and showing me a great time.

Next stop: Nairobi