Bunch of savages in this town

I arrived home last night to find my block roped off in a police cordon. Apparently some shots had been fired outside a club about 50 metres from my house. Ace.

This follows Friday night's mayhem, where some drunken lunatic decided he wanted to hang out in our flat, so smashed the front window and climbed in to the living room. As my flatmate called the cops he decided to leave, but couldn't work out how to open the door so climbed back out the broken windom.

I think I need to start packing heat.