Best sign EVER

It’s really common for beggars and panhandlers to wave a little placard that spells out their particular case of misfortune. Based on these placards, it seems that 90% of all beggars are clean and sober god-fearing veterans who just want a bite to eat.

But it's good to see that at least some of the indigent have a sense of humour. On the weekend I saw the best ever sign. It read:

"Help, family killed by ninjas, need $$$ for karate lessons to avenge their deaths."

It was almost worth a donation just for the comedy value. Almost.