Christmas grumble

Oh good. The Christmas carols have started. I suppose I should be glad that they waited this long to start.

Here’s a few things more fun than having to listen to Christmas carols:

• Being backed over repeatedly by a slow-moving trolley bus
• Sliding down a rusty razor blades using your balls as brakes
• Discovering you have amoebic dysentery soon after boarding a 20 hour flight to India
• Having a prostate exam
• Having a prostate exam conducted by a gay doctor with no arms

And how come "Happy birthday, dear Jesus" isn't one of our Christmas carols?