Man status: revoked

What kind of grown man, when talking about a mischievious puppy befouling the rug, says "the puppy had a whoopsie on the carpet". And this is in the midst of an expletive-filled conversation with a bunch of other men. So, for clarification:

• Man points are awarded for use of terms like: crap, dump, turd. Extra points for particularly colourful descriptors such as "steaming pile" thereof.
• Points deducted for saying: doo-doo, poop, whoopsie or naughty.

Please hand in your man card on the way out.